DontchaTango

Today I was wandering around Target when i saw this baby iPhone case. My main questions how many babies use iPhones to allow for fisher price to make this case, and who would spend 20 dollars on this case?

Today I was wandering around Target when i saw this baby iPhone case. My main questions how many babies use iPhones to allow for fisher price to make this case, and who would spend 20 dollars on this case?

phone: *rings*

me: no

my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me

me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready


Google logo for October 31st! REBLOG IF YOU WANT IT!

Google logo for October 31st! REBLOG IF YOU WANT IT!

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Look what I can do!!!!!

Look what I can do!!!!!

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mistermistopheles:

Catvengers, assemble!

Nico!!
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.

letstalkaboutdisney:

Little kids waiting in line:

‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’

Me:

‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’

(Source: mikaelson-forbes)

*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on

*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school

*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

Ellen showcases these funny commercials 

with-a-head-full-of-doubt:

zoom zoom zoom, make my heart go my super nova girl. 

(Source: superreba39)