Well this is my personal blog. It is mostly about whatever I think is cool, neat, or just plain weird. Two things you should know:One, I am COMPLETELY addicted to Charmed and Fan-fiction they take up most of my free time and Two,I have a general dislike for most people, just so ya know If you don't like... Get the hell over it!
DontchaTango
Today I was wandering around Target when i saw this baby iPhone case. My main questions how many babies use iPhones to allow for fisher price to make this case, and who would spend 20 dollars on this case?
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
(Source: mikaelson-forbes)
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
